Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Olive Hill, KY.
One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs." The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.
Addition by Dr. Morris: With the chuckle from this, you cannot help but chuckle form daily news almost as ridiculous. Do you remember how many times American Presidents and their Secretaries of State have tried to solve the problem in the middle east, which has existed since 4000 BC with Abraham's two sons: Isaac and Ishmael. You remember Kissinger with his diplomacy, Carter and Arafat with their diplomacy, James Baker, Madeline Albright, Condoleezza Rice, etc. and etc. Think of the two thousand mile Mexican border and our inability to control things because of tunnels, anchor babies, etc. We actually think we can control things with the 2000 mile board between Afghanistan and Pakistan. It is like Ruby Ridge, the Davidian complex at Waco, Texas, the Murrah building at Oklahoma City, falling skyscrapers in New York City, so many questions so few answers. Hitler said, “the dumber the people, the easier they are to rule.”
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