Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Creation

I want all of you to enjoy this as much as I do, especially my friends, including my only child, my son, in constant conflict with a fork.

We need not fear smoking, chewing tobacco, even the lazy boy chair. More people dig their graves with a fork than everything else combined. The greatest epidemic in the world today is not from the flu but from diabetes...in my youth hardly known, we did not spend 10 minutes talking about it in school...and the obesity which invariably brings on diabetes. 50% of all children are obese. In adults, the big 3 (heart attack, cancer and stroke) are all traced to overweight. Parents have as much responsibility to guard the appetites and food intake of children as anything else concerning their health. God blessed me with the same sinful desires as you. Leading the parade, a sweet tooth. Don't fear, the investigative experimentation has already been done in the Veteran's hospitals. If you are overweight, your government check will be cut. The government has already established how many calories are necessary for life...and we say nothing...as slowly we have become enslaved. God's word gives us the diet we should follow, particularly in relationship to gluttony.

"It is impossible to enslave, mentally or socially, a bible-reading people..." Horace Greeley

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